KEEP CALM AND BE PREPARED

Years from now, we may remember the Coronavirus pandemic as the Millennial Y2K... except that it killed a bunch of people your parents’ age. Ahem, my age.

HUMANS ARE SOCIAL ANIMALS

Social distancing and self-quarantine genuinely suck. Staying in the house all day is like Groundhog Day on meth:  Eat, Work, Eat, Binge-watch Netflix. Repeat, to the point of complete madness.

HAVE YOU TRIED A VIRTUAL COCKTAIL PARTY?

It’s like a weird-ass chat room, meets a drinking game, meets your wedding video. Honestly, drunk relatives on cam are not pretty. In these dark times, I prefer to drink alone and keep busy making silly shit.

DON'T BE A TOOL

Monkeys use tools. Unlike monkeys, we humans are unique in our capacity to understand the causal relationship between tools and the result of their use. We can also laugh at shit.

TRY TO LAUGH

A pandemic crisis and boredom are the co-parents of this invention. Humor and alcohol may just be our two most powerful mental allies. Have a drink. Then think about it.