Whether its LOOT, LUST or REVENGE you're seeking, the Modern Pirate Standard Issue Tee is THE SHIRT to wear on any adventure life hands you. This includes but is not limited to wearing it on your Trader Joes pickle run, to your best friend's wedding, or to ensure you win the coolest person around award. This unisexy tee will make you look hotter than a sack of doubloons. 🏴☠️